Friday, February 27, 2009

Al- fatihah untuk ayah kawan ku...

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Tadi , aku di kejutkan dengan berita pemergian ayah kepada kawan baik ku, Nurul Afidah , 3 hari yang lepas. Dia kata dia blur nak bagi tahu kawan2 yang ayah dia dah pulang ke rahmatullah, aku faham...aku sendiri pun tergamam sekejap baca sms dari nurul. terkejut sangat2.

N apa yang aku dapat cakap kat dia... " sabar banyak2 dan doa banyak 2 untuk ayah ko k.."

aku memang bukan penasihat yang baik untuk hal2 macam ni, takut salah cakap mengguris hati orang pulak...

kepada member2 bspt yang baca blog aku ni, dan sesiapa saja yang beragama islam... mari la same2 sedekahkan Al-fatihah untuk pak cik Abdul Aziz iaitu ayah kawan aku.. semoga rohnya dicucuri rahmat dan di tempatkan bersama golongan orang2 yang soleh dan solehah..Amin..
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Thursday, February 26, 2009

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boys before flower 2..lagi 2 tahun?...

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huu...semalam aku baru baca satu berita ni....
boys over flower 2 hanya akan keluar selepas 2 tahun...
maknanya aku kena tunggu 2 tahun lagi baru leh tgk lagi BBF 2..

huu.... kalau amek masa 2 tahun, takut nanti jadi macam Full House 2, pelakon original xda dalam drama tu.. so jadi x best la....n aku pon x teruja nak tengok..langsung!!..
xda maknanya lagi kalo Lee Min Ho tak jadi Goo Jun Pyo dalam BBF 2...


Versi Taiwan : season 1 -2001 & season 2-2003

Versi Jepun :season 1- 2005 & season 2- 2007

Versi Korea: season 1- 2009 & season 2- 2011

tak faham aku..nape la penulis asal dia wat patern 2 tahun cenggini...

n diaorg kata, season 2 BBF versi taiwan tu langgar hak cipta, aku rasa diaorg ubah story line..tapi nape baru skrg nk siasat?... aku harap season 2 BBF versi korea tak da la menyakitkan hati aku macam season 2 untuk versi Taiwan..main hilang ingatan plak..

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Antara GSTT, KPLI dan DPLI...

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huhu..semalam, bila aku belek2 forum yang membincangkan isu2 di sabah ni, ada 1 tajuk tu...pasal pengambilan GSTT kat sabah..baru start 22 hb yg lepas... n aku tgh berfikir...nak amek ke x...di dalam dilema tol...sbb aku pon apply kpli n dpli...

GSTT( guru sandaran tak terlatih)
salah sorang forumer tu bg info, katanya...maybe akan anta ke pedalaman, gaji ikut SPM, kontrak sampai disember 2009...may be di serap ke jawatan tetap @ tak di serap...yg aku cuak tu...anta ke pedalaman..huhu..di buatnya anta ke ceruk2 utan...bley gila aku...sedangkan aku dok kat umah ni...ngan family pon aku da rasa mcm2...ni kan pulak aku dok jauh sengsorg...
( aku mmg penakut)..

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KPLI ( kursus perguruan lepasan ijazah)

kalo dapat, ngaja skolah rendah, dapat elaun RM 13++..aku rasa ni mcm lagi best.. tapi takut x dapat je..huhu...

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DPLI ( diploma perguruan lepasan ijazah)

kalo dapat, ngaja sekolah menengah...di pon aku rasa mcm x dapat...kawan aku yang pointer lagi tinggi dari aku pon x dapat..dia apply thn lepas pnya..so...inikan pulak aku yang pointer x seberape ni..huhu...

pening la aku pk..adoyai.... mintak2 la sangkut mana2...da x larat aku dah nk menganggur je...huhu...

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Jimmy..where are you...

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jenama kek - kelakar

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nampak tak jenama ape tu...
berguling2 aku ketawa tgk jenama kek ni...hahaha..

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The race is on!!..yea baby!!..

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as u all know.. i'm job less..

so, i'm bored..

Luckily, when i'm browsing youtube...i found...

THE AMAZING RACE 14 episode 1...

wow...the new season of my favourite TV show is started...

the race is on bebeh!!!...

i like this group, Margie and Luke.

Luke has been deaf since birth and Margie became his link to the hearing world

the first group eleminated

scene of amazing race episode 1:






the "cheese" task is so hilarious... so funny to see the cheese rolling down the hill..

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Husband & Wife story

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Why divorce?

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge:

"Your honor, I want to Divorce my husband."
"But why ?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
She replied, "My lord, not a
Single child resembles him."'


Love Your Enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said,
"One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !"
"Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."


Wedding Ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? "
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man.


Why?

" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be
Home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in
Another man's arms.
" Why, Dad ? Tell me why!"
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said,
"Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax, try sms next time."


Same Service

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first
Married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my
Slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings
The slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"


Talk About Husband

One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her
Husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but
Have I ever said anything bad about him?"


Love To Do

A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next
Door and said,
"Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every
Time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to." Replied the husband.
"But I don't know her well enough.."


No Answer Back

A man was telling his friends,
"When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me,
my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?"
The Man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the
House and none of them dares to answer back.


Come Home Late

A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came
Home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did.
Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I
Called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
"Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?"

The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."


Problem Father

"You looked troubled," I told my friend,
"what's your problem?"
He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
"But that's wonderful," I said.
"What's Wonderful?
My wife doesn't know about it yet
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Friday, February 20, 2009

Best Divorce Letter ever

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Dear Husband,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw..

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your shows..

You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me
anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-wife

P.S. Don't try to find me... Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain together! Have a great life!

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Dear EX-wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my shows so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy'! Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, don't comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped eating meat seven years ago.

About those new silk panties: I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets
to Jamaica .

But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that's not a problem.
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Thursday, February 19, 2009

geramnya aku...

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geramnya aku..pada GOO JUN PYO!!...

penat2 Jan Di datang Macau carik dia..

leh plak dia sakitkan hati Jan Di n putuskan hubungan diaorg..

mmg sakit tol ati aku tgk episode 13 n 14 BBF..

nape la Jun Pyo dapat mak kurang asam mcm tu..

seksa anak..ugut anak utk putuskan hubungan dengan Jan Di...





nasib baik ada Ji Hu...
kadang2 aku rasa... mesti best gila kalo ada kawan2 yang protect kita gila2..
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aku suka si Jun Pyo ni ( Lee Min Ho)

adik aku, Mira...suke sangat dengan KIM BUM....
tapi aku panggil dia KIM BAB..( sushi org korea)..
haha...
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David Beckham kantoi..

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Haha... David beckham kantoi tengok awek lain...
kan da merajuk si Posh tu..hehe...
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Monday, February 16, 2009

BURGER...

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Siapa yg mula2 buat burger?

Org Melayu ke Org Putih?

Jawapan: Org Melayu le, kite yg mula2 buat

Burger Dale (Begedil)


Soalan: Banyak2 burger, burger apa yg sekejap kat sini sekejap kat sana?

Jawapan: Burger Rack (Bergerak)


Soalan: Banyak2 burger, burger apa kalau kau pegang nanti melekat2?

Jawapan: Burger Tar (Bergetah)


Soalan: Banyak2 burger, burger apa yg boleh didengar?

Jawapan: Burger Ma (Bergema)


Soalan: Banyak2 burger, burger apa yg boleh mencederakan?

Jawapan: Burger Load (Bergelut)


Soalan: Banyak2 burger, burger apa yg boleh buat kau macam nak jatuh?

Jawapan: Burger Gar (Bergegar)


Soalan: Banyak2 burger, burger apa yg buat kite ketawe?

Jawapan: Burger Luck (Bergelak)


Soalan: Banyak2 burger, Burger ape yang paling seronok

Jawapan: Burger mbira - Bergembira
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Sunday, February 15, 2009

kebengongan...

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Di saat2 kebosanan..aku pon melayari internet tanpa hala tuju..cewah...

tetiba aku rasa nak tgk movie...

so aku pon g la kat web yang aku slalu download movie ni...

tetiba..aku nampak movie ni...

DVD rip lagi...(video kualiti superb)

dan aku rasa hairan...movie ni bukan baru nak klua ke...

nape da ada download punya...

siap DVD rip lagi...

maka aku pon mendownload la tanpa ragu2...

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sehari suntuk aku download...bila da abes..

aku panggil adik2 aku..pakat tengok reramai..

keropok twisties perisa keju sudah di tangan...

bila aku play..

aku rasa macam nak bunuh orang...

rupa-rupanya...

THE MAKING OF FRIDAY 13TH 2009!!!...

bukan movie dia!!!!...waaargh!!...

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padan la DVD rip..

buang masa aku je download...huhu...

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Lawak for the day: Tahukah anda?

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Sebuah kapal tidak akan tenggelam jika dinaiki wanita mengandung, jika kapal yg dia naiki itu
adalah kapal selam.
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Anda boleh menghentikan sebuah bas dgn menggunakan satu jari dengan cara kumpulkan segala kekuatan kemudian tekanlah loceng.
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Percayakah anda yang air sirap merupakan salah satu bahan asas dalam pembinaan sebuah helikopter?. Ini kerana kajian telah dibuat, seorang pembina helikopter memerlukan air sirap untuk menghilangkan keletihan semasa membuat helikopter, tanpa air sirap mungkin helikopter tersebut tidak dapat disiapkan.
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Sebuah kereta yang dipandu selaju 220 km/j tidak akan dapat memotong kereta yang dipandu selaju 40km/j sekiranya kereta-kereta tersebut dipandu dari arah yang bertentangan
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Tahukah Anda dalam bahasa Inggeris dan Italy, jurugambar dikenali sebagai paparazi.Perkataan itu dipercayai diambil dari watak paparazzo dalam filem LaDolce Vita yang diterbitkan oleh Federico Fellini pada tahun 1960.Dalam bahasa melayu pula, ayah kepada seorang budak yang bernama Razzi juga boleh dikenali dengan nama papa Razzi.
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Tahukah Anda bunyi perkataan lempeng dan tempeleng adalah hampir sama walaupun ia berbeza dari segi rupa bentuknya. Tapi, walau bagaimana pun orang yang kena tempeleng masih boleh memakan lempeng apabila dia berasa lapar.
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Tahukah Anda gunung berapi yang berusia tiga ratus tahun disahkan masih aktif untuk meletup. Tapi mengikut kajian ahli gunung, api elektrik di rumah kita tidak akan aktif jika tidak membayar bilnya selama tiga bulan.
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Tahukah Anda orang yang tidak pernah kisah langsung tentang wang ringgit, pangkat, kedudukan dan harta dunia ialah Orang Utan.
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Tahukah Anda ahli sains seluruh dunia bersepakat jika nasi ayam dimakan sewaktu lapar, perut kita akan mengalami satu tindak balas yang berupa kekenyangan. Nasi ayam juga boleh digunakan sebagai ubat untuk menggembirakan hati kita bila nasi ayam yang dimakan itu dibelanja oleh kawan kita.
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

DPLI da klua....n aku kebosanan

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emmmmmmm...DPLI ambilan Julai da klua..aku da pon isi.. ini la yang menjadi harapan aku sekarang..ye la..sebab aku kan x da kerja...nak sambung master..macam susah je..aku malas gila bab research2 ni..cukup la dulu da buat business research..gila punya penat...

dulu research pasal hotel..da x ingat aku tajuknya..tp mmg hampeh..kena round2 g cari hotel n wat interview...x banyak pn yang nak bagi kerjasama... n itu mmg gila menyusahkan...nasib tutor bagi hint soklan utk xm..kalo x..maonya aku kena repeat paper research..gila la aku kalo kena repeat paper ni..hehe..

berbalk pada DPLI.. dengan keadaan ekonomi sekarang..aku mmg harap sgt dapat jadi cikgu..terjamin idup aku..huhu..tapi aku takut x dapat je..huuuuuu...sbb aku ni cenderung bagi jawapan bodo dalam interview..hehe...sbb tu kot aku x dapat kerja lagi..mintak2 la aku dapat dpli ni..hope sangat2...

sbb aku da bosan dok umah..bayangkan...ni list tv show/movie yang aku da tgk sepanjang aku jadi penganggur dari bulan 5 2008...

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grey's anatomy ( season1-5),
csi semua season(las vegas 1-9, miami 1-7, new york 1-5)..
supernatural semua season..(1-4)..
survivor season 1,8,10,11,12,13,14,15,17...
spongebob squarepants..season 1-4..
my wife and kid
meet the spartans
twilight
journey to the center of the earth
igor
ironman
house bunny
ghost hunter( season 1-2)
barbie (semua filem barbie)
boys over flower..
korean drama...
raja lawak..haha...

and bla..bla..bla...banyak gila aku tgk..so kesimpulannya..AKU DA BOSAN!!!..huhu...
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dulu masa blaja..aku merungut sbb aku terlepas nak tgk tv show febret aku..n skrg aku rasa nk termuntah pulak tgk tv show banyak sgt..n da terlebih tengok tv show..smpai aku da tak tao nak tgk ape..huhu...sbb bila semua aku da tgk..aku kena tunggu next season klua..n it's killing me..huhu...

n aku pn bosan sebab aku x dapat nak tambah koleksi komik aku..dah berapa banyak komik baru yang aku da terlepas..satu hal..lambat ada kat sini...n mahal..mahal 2 hengget dari kat KL..gila..
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XTVT berblogging

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aku...lieza..yang hidupnya tengah kucar kacir..tensen...nasib ada laptop dan internet..yang sedikit sebanyak dapat mengurangkan ketensenan hidup ku...tak dapat aku bayang kan hidup aku tanpa laptop n internet..boleh jadi gila aku...

untuk mengurangkan tensen aku..aku berblogging..yea..n i love it so much..blog gossip aku dapat 500hits setiap hari...hehe...mmg bakat semulajadi aku..bergossip..n aku nak try dengan apa yang orang kata " berblogging boleh menjana pendapatan".. well aku belum dapat hasilnya..sebab kebangangan aku maen tuka2 iklan dr nuffnang jadi advertlets..

sebab aku tuka..aku tgk earning aku kat nuffnang tak naik2..stakat tu je la..RM0.24... aku try advertlets pulak..memang earning dia di update hari2...dalam dua minggu da kumpul dalam RM3.00..ye la..sbb masa tu blog aku kureng org..tp kira ok la tu..sapa nak bagi aku 3 hengget...3 hengget tu leh la lepas beli nasik ayam satu..hehe..

nak dijadikan cerita...aku baca 1 forum ni..tajuknya nuffnang VS advertlets..n banyak orang kata advertlets x bayar duit diaorg..dalam ribu2 gitu...n diaorg kata nuffnang lebih bagus... n au jadi cuak la..kang penat2 aku kumpul earning..sudahnya..hampeh...so aku amek keputusan..masuk balik nuffnang..n skrg earning aku RM0.00..haha... tp diaorg kata..earning kat nuffnang mmg lambat sket nak tao..

Tapi ape2 pon..aku sangat la harapkan ape yang aku buat ni betul..huhu..n skrg aku da x kira pasal earning..aku kira berape org da on blog aku...n i'm very happy..100 org sehari dengan lebey kurang 500 hits...hehe.....

but i will be happier if the hits came along with RM!! hehe...

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Saturday, February 7, 2009

sambungan cerita seram..

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hehe...bila da cerita pasal aku kena kacau kat UPM..baik aku cerita skali pasal aku kena kacau kat sabah ni..sbb yang ni lagi power aku kena...semalam nak post..tapi takut ma..da pukul 1 pagi..kang ada plak yang teman aku sambil aku type post ni..hehe...ceritanya begini.....

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masa family aku baru pindah..kita org menyewa kat umah teres setingkat kat Taman Teluk Villa di Putatan di Kota Kinabalu di Sabah..haha..berape banyak di la..huhu...Ramai orang kata Taman Teluk Villa ni keras..sebab bekas paya bakau.Rumah aku pn..blakang dia teluk..tapi tyme pagi2 mmg syok la dok situ..leh tgk air pasang n aku slalu je baling roti n tgk ikan berdoyon2 makan roti tu...

dekat hujung teluk tu ada bukit batu..sejemput je..xda la besa sangat...orang kata kat situ la tempat jin bertendang..masa aku kat UPM, adik aku kata..dia slalu dengar bunyik orang berlari2 atas bumbung rumah aku... kan aku dok umah teres 1 tingkat..mcm na leh ada org kat atas tu..



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adik aku jugak slalu kena kaco, masa dia kat dalam bilik..tyme nak tdo..dengar orang baling2 baling batu..bila dia bukak mata..stop..bila dia tutup mata balik..bunyik batu tu ada balik..nak di jadikan cerita..adik aku dah x nak tdo kat bilik lagi..so ngan aku2 skali kena tdo kat lua..sbb aku pn takut maaa...

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aku, bila balik Sabah..ada tabiat x leh nak tdo awal..sbb da biasa kat UPM stay up ( hehe..dengar mcm pelajar cemerlang..padahal stay up sbb maen game)..masa tu faymes cerita prince turn to a frog tu..nak tengok kol 9 punya x leh..sbb ayah aku nak tgk sukan..so aku tunggu ulangan dia kol 2 pagi...

aku ajak adik aku, Mira teman...sebab kita org mmg ske cerita tu..so bila da abes cerita tu..dalam kol 3 pagi..aku n mira pn siap2 nak tdo... masa tgh baring tu..aku dengar bunyik anjing sayup2 dari seberang...pastu aku cakap mcm ni kat mira

AKU: Mira..ko dengar tak bunyik anjing tu?...
MIRA: Along... ko diam la!!...tdo...

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aku pn heran, pehal la adik aku nak marah2 aku pulak..aku pun memusingkan badan aku..membelakangi dia...

tak lama lepas tu..aku dengar bunyik tapak kaki...bulu roma aku meremang..seram sejuk jadinya..aku nak bangun amek comforter...tap hati kau kata..jangan bangun...so aku pn tahan je la...bunyik tapak kaki tu makin jelas...macam kat sebelah mira je dia lalu..tak lama lepas bunyik tapak kaki tu hilang..aku pn abngun nak amek comforter..

terkejut aku tengok kaki adik aku...dia lipat masuk ke dalam..bila aku tanya nak comforter x?.. dia terus amek tanpa byk soal dan terus tdo.. pelik kau ngan budak ni..

pagi besoknya baru la semua misteri tu terjawab....

adik aku kate...

masa lepas aku tegur je pasal anjing tu..Mira dengar bunyik anjing tu terus hilang.. tak lama lepas tu..dengar bunyik tapak kaki...n..dia rasa ada rambut lalu2 kakt kaki dia... tu yang dia lipat kaki dia masuk kedalam...

pergh..nasib aku x bangun amek comforter tu masa hati aku kata jangan bangun..kalo x.... aduyai....

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LIEZA SAYS:

AKU ADALAH AKU.....SO WHAT???

perhatian: liezasakura bukan lah seorang yang hipokrit..jadi gaya penulisannya adalah yang sejujurnya dari hati dia...nak bace..bace..xnak..sudah...ade aku kesah?