Wednesday, December 31, 2008

GOOD BYE 2008...

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hrm... lgi beberapa hari je lg nk masuk tahun 2008....
selamat tinggal tahun 2008...
selamat datang 2009...

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tahun 2008,... last sem ak mei hari tu... mmg sedih gila2 la... tak terkata... lepas ni da ssh la nk jumpa member2... mmg byk kenangan terindah kat UPM tu... walaupn kdg2 berbakul2 gak la sumpah seranah ak bagi ssb mslh x dpt key in subjek... hehe...kwn2... having fun together...lepak2 kat bilk kengkawan.. habiskan makanan diaorg... sembang sampai 2-3 pagi...tiru assignment... hehe... pinjam la... mn tiru... sbb ayat ni akan klua dr mulut tuan pnya assignment..." ko ubah2 la eh jwpn tu kang kantoi... hehe"...

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rindunya pada roomates..kak mimah..kak lisa (dgr kabar da nk dpt baby...) kak alai.. wan.. wina...n budak kecik dua org tu... tika n ila... rindu tyme berbuka sesama... tyme borak sesama...yme sambut birthday sesame... tyme bergurau senda sesama...tyme suruh wina abeskan mknan ak kat dlm almari tu...rindu tyme ada kak mimah... tlg kemas katil ak sbb ak x sempat kemas...hehe..

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rindunya tyme g kuliah...ms sem last ak da ada moto... tp moto ak slalu la wat mslh di waktu pagi... ssh nk start... ayat ni msti klua dr mulut tini... "cepat la turun... ak tnggu dpn blok... ko trn la awal..moto ko kan ssh nk start"...hehe...bila atas jln raya... mmg jd minah remp-it UPM.. kalo kat lebuh silikon tu... mau nya ak hentam smpai 100km/jm..hehe..

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rindunya kat tempat kuliah...ms dlm kelas... ak mmg x sah kalo x dok seblh nad... n bila dah dok sblh nad.. jwbnya... ak kurg mendengar la ape cikgu ckp..hehe...bukak ym atas kertas... sbb nk bising x leh sgt..hehe...mmg la... dlm kelas..kol 8 pagi... ak da pk nk mkn ape tgh hari...hehe...xpn ak amek port baik pnya dlm kelas... ak tdo..hehe..

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rindunya tyme study week... ms ni la yg ak tnggu2 skali.. x yah g kuliah..hehe..stadi kat bilik... siang tido mcm beruang... malam stay up mcm burung antu... nasib bkn antu...hehe... berbekalkan satu tin nescafe+guanara...n i tong kecik ais... ak leh stay up smpai kol 4 pagi..ais tu ak tarok kat mata kalo da ngantok sgt.. ni teori yg ak dpt ngan cikgu tuisyen bi ak kat martin..dia kata kalo ngantok..mata letak ais...mcm ikan la.. nk kasi segar letak ais kan..hehe...apa cara ak guna skali pon... ak stadi bkn 100% pn...
dalan 40%... yg lain maen game.. dgr lagu n main sms sesame kengkawan yg tgh stay up..huhu..akhirnya result ak so-so gak la...hehe...


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Friday, December 19, 2008

iklan pond's BCL yg mungkin xda kat malaysia

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iklan ni mungkin tak di tayangkan kat malaysia...

ada 3 episode... tp ak dpt 2 je... episode 1 n 3...
ape2 pn... layannnnz....
episode 3

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episode 1

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

what kind of girl are you....

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40% of girls in the world usually don't know who they are.
The judgements made by their friends are not that accurate
This can help you, make the correct judgement


There must strictly be NO cheating or the results won't be accurate
And if you're a guy, SHOO. You don't want to be a girl, do you?
Get ready a piece of paper and pen
Write 1 - 10 in a column
SCROLL if you're READY...

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1) What is your favourite colour?
a) Red
b) Pink
c) Yellow
d) Light blue

2) What is your favourite hang-out place with your friends?
a) Home
b) Shopping mall
c) Dinner at restaurant

3) What is your usual dress code?
a) Pants and shirt
b) Long flowy dress
c) Pajamas?
d) Cap, mini running shorts and singlet

4) If you had free time, what would you do?
a) Have a picnic with family and relatives
b) Throw a party with friends
c) Read a book
d) Play with your dolls

5) Name one of your hobbies
a) Photography
b) Studying
c) Dancing


6) What is your favourite genre of music?
a)Pop
b) Rock
c) Classical

7) In your opinion, who is the most important person/people/thing in your life?
a) *Him
b) Bank account
c) Family


8) If your mother gives you $50, you would...
a) Donate it to charity
b) Demand more, because it's not enough to get you the stuff you want
c) Give it to the bully because he/she says so


9) If the guy of your dreams asks you out the day before the exams, you...
a) Tell him to study for the exams first.
b) Just go
out with him
c) Run away quickly


10) What is your favourite time of the day?
a) Afternoon
b) Morning
c) Night
TIME'S UP!
Now for the FUN part...


1) What is your favourite colour?
-Red (brave)
-Pink (sweet)
-Yellow (fun)
-Light blue (carefree)

2) What is your favourite hang-out place with your friends?
-Home (simple)
-Shopping mall (crazy, fun)
-Dinner at restaurant (serious)

3) What is your usual dress code?
-Pants and shirt (simple)
-Long flowy dress (graceful, elegant)
-Pajamas? (sloppy)
-Cap, mini running shorts and singlet (atheletic)

4) If you had free time, what would you do?
-Have a picnic with family and relatives (cares, loves family)
-Throw a party with friends (wacky)
-Read a book (shy, hardworking)
-Play with your dolls (childish)

5) Name one of your hobbies
-Photography (creative)
-Studying (clever, mature)
-Dancing (graceful)

6) What is your favourite genre of music?
-Pop (fun)
-Rock (loud, crazy)
-Classical (relaxed, carefree)

7) In your opinion, who is the most important person/people/thing in your life?
-*Him (lovesick)
-Bank account (moneyminded)
-Family (lovable, sweet)


8) If your mother gives you $50, you would...
-Donate it to charity (helpful)
-Demand more, because it's not enough to get you the stuff you want (greedy)
-Give it to the bully because he/she says so (soft)

9) If the guy of your dreams asks you out the day before the exams, you...
-Tell him to study for the exams first. (mature)
-Just go out with him (naughty)
-Run away quickly (shy)

10) What is your favourite time of the day?
-Afternoon (cheerful)
-Morning (healthy)
-Night (dark,
emotional)

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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

lawak lagi....

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tertidur dalam kereta
Saodah tertidur seketika ketika berada di dalam kereta yang dipandu oleh kekasihnya lalu bermimpi.Dia bermimpi yang mereka berdua sudah berkahwin dan mempunyai 3 orang Anak. Mereka hidup aman bahagia sehinggalah Saodah mengetahui yg suaminya itu bermain kayu 3 dan mempunyai perempuan simpanan. Bereka bertengkar...Saodah : Ooo dulu bukan main janji Sehidup semati.Suami dia : Ala, jgn la marah Dah.Tiba-tiba Saodah Mengigau lalu menjerit"HANTAR SAYA BALIK RUMAH MAK BAPAK SAYA!!!!"Dengan selamba, kekasihnya yg masih memandu tadi berkata"Ye la, kan tiap-tiap hari saya fetch awak balik opis, nak hantar kemana lagi kalau bukan rumah mak bapak awak?"

When Chinese Speak An English

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent..
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what'sthis urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was
involved in an accident.. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being
sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, thenthe accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don'thave time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry.. Now give me your name!!
kata lawan
Murid-murid: Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu:Mengapa selamat pagi saja?Petang dan malam, awak doakan saya takselamatkah?
Murid-murid: Selamat pagi, petang dan malam,cikgu!
Cikgu: Panjang sangat tu! Tak pernah pun dibuatoleh orang lain! Katakan saja selamat sejahtera!Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan inimeliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid-murid: Selamat sejahtera, cikgu!
Cikgu: Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Cikgu nak buat kata berlawan hari ni. kamu kena jawab cepat.
Murid-murid: Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu: Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid-murid: (senyap)
Cikgu: Pandai!
Murid-murid: Bodoh!
Cikgu: Tinggi!
Murid-murid: Rendah!
Cikgu: Jauh!
Murid-murid: Dekat!
Cikgu: Keadilan!
Murid-murid: UMNO!
Cikgu: Salah!
Murid-murid: Betul!
Cikgu: Bodoh!
Murid-murid: Pandai!
Cikgu: Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid-murid: Ini adalah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu: Mati aku!
Murid-murid: Hidup kami!
Cikgu: Rotan baru kamu tau!
Murid-murid: Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu: Malas aku nak mengajar kamu semua!
Murid-murid: Rajin kami tak belajar cikgu!
Cikgu: Kamu gila!
Murid-murid: Kami siuman!
Cikgu: Cukup! Cukup!
Murid-murid: Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu: Sudah! Sudah!
Murid-murid: Belum! Belum!
Cikgu: Mengapa kamu semua ini bodoh sangat?
Murid-murid: Sebab kami semua itu pandai sikit!
Cikgu: Oh! Melawan!
Murid-murid: Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu: Kurang ajar!
Murid-murid: Cukup belajar!
Cikgu: Habis aku!
Murid-murid: Kekal kami!
Cikgu: O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid-murid: K.O. Pegajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu: Sudah, bodoh!
Murid-murid: Belum, pandai!
Cikgu: Berdiri!
Murid-murid: Duduk!
Cikgu: Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid-murid: Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu: Bangang kamu ni!
Murid-murid: Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu: Rosak!
Murid-murid: Baik!
Cikgu: Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid-murid: Kami dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu: (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar dari kelas)..
lawak ah beng

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,"My Mobile No. Has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
h Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it wouldbe hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up andSays "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?===================================================
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and notin the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM


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Monday, December 1, 2008

sampai jugak akhirnya...

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akhirnya... lepas sebulan lebih aku tunggu gambar aku ni....
akhirnya aku dapat jugak...hehe..

really like my jubah.. coz.. i love red.. hehe..


with my mum... dia je yg dapat datang.. huhu






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